Manhattan Socialite

Have you ever met the women of Manhattan?  They have a thick shell, established from all the dealings with the jerkoffs from Jersey who want to come fight for their virtue and then take it away.  Well this decadent libation is bound to make her Cherry pop…A mouthwatering party in her mouth is what she’ll find once she touches her luscious lips to the rim of this martini glass, served straight up, how she likes everything she puts in her mouth.

               

Makers or better burbon

                Ancient formula Vermouth

                Plumb bitters

                Drops of liquid from the Morello Cherry jar

                           Garnish:   

                                No less than three Morello Cherries

                                Floating Purple Rosemary flowers

                              

                              

Fijian beauty

Fijian beauty
Island maiden, the smoothest skin you will ever touch.  The deep sienna of their eyes, shining back at you, trust, virtue, and submissive admiration.  Sailors as far back as the beginning of time have searched for these rare jewels.  The problem with history is that it is just as bloated with untold atrocities as it was glory.  These women are no longer to be taken advantage of, I will not stand for this cocktail to be used on one so fair for your own selfish desire, I want for you to both revel in the glory that basks the islands beaches.  Dream of sunsets and the lapping surf of bathwater tidepools.  You will both want to find a private cove when you drink this cocktail, for it should be poured on each others bodies, and licked off until every nerve tingles with sweet intoxication.

4.5 oz. Coconut cream
2 oz. Pyrat rum
1/4 tsp. Sweetened Vanilla paste
 1 1/2 tsp. Garam Masala Sugar (add 1 Tbsp. Garam Masala to 1 C. Sugar and let sit overnight)

Put all ingridients except for rum in a glass and steam until hot, add Rum and indulge!
Garnish:
Toasted coconut long and wide curled strip.

WELCOME

(c) Playboy bunny...

Ever had the fantasy of bending over the Canterbury Tales and having her quote the Chaucer while you find heaven lost somewhere in the dewi-decimal system?  Now is that chance!  Stir this one up right and you may just get smarter through ósmosis with all the time you'll be spending at the library, but probably not.  Anyway this temptress spends her day organizing and reading so that she may help fill the minds of others with inspiring stories of lives that other people of note have lived.  Sounds like a boring and thankless job doesn't it? Well it is! It's up to you to make her pull out her key around midnight, and open up that wealth of knowledge to something more deserving than that of pandering fools who have nothing better to do than to live through another's tales…

The premise behind this blog is to capture the audience that is being missed by the other competitive blogs out there on the market.  I am melding two worlds that go extremely well together, women and alcohol, while raising the bar with which the men of my generation go about putting the two together.  While all of the cocktails in the book are viable and beautiful cocktails, I wanted each cocktail to literally be as beautiful as the woman who will be putting her lips to it;  There are five senses to almost every human, I wanted to tantalize all of them with this book, preparing the reader for some of the most decadent and visceral encounters of their life.